Yes Fam, you cool yeah?.......

I know I'm the world's worst when it comes to saying "fam" and "blud" but I only say these things when I'm joking around with my pals or my brothers. I remember a little while back I was in a sweet shop and see a little white boy (I say boy as if I'm much older than him) he must of been about 15. Anyway we are standing in the que waiting to be served, all of the sudden he pushes past me and pass the old lady in front of me. Expecting him to turn around and apologise to me and more so to the old lady, he never. This made me mad, I thought fuck it I'm gonna intimidate this low life scum bag. I shouted across to him "excuse me mate I don't know whether you realised, but there is a que here" he looked at me then turned round to carry on being served. This is when I thought fuck it I'm going ghetto on this fool. "YO FAM! WHAT YOU SAYING?? YOU WANT SOME BEEF? GET YOUR BLUD CLART ASS TO THE BACK OF THE LINE, YOU ICKLE YUTE!'
What did he do? He put his head down, walked all the way to the back of the line, walking ashamed of himself past the old fragile lady, and then past me. He got behind me and this little boy had to cheek to kiss his teeth to me? I grabbed my Jaffa cakes out of my shopping basket and slapped him around his head, and then got him in a headlock, pulling his hood down and gave him a noogie! (rubbing my knuckles furiously on his head) I then gave him a granddad (old school dig to the leg) and a chinese burn too (twist and pull of the arm), this little bitch was crying like a little girl.


This story was utter bullshit but there is a moral to the story..... I just haven't found it yet!




I'll leave you with some ickle famalams I have came across on Youtube....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ieo_Zr5crs0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyyZ0Zb6b_o

A little look into the mind of Mr Arsene Wenger....

''SPURS? I SHIT 'EM''

I have to start with my beloved Arsenal team. Well I say start, I don't know where to start!
Lets start with man loved by so many, including myself Mr Arsene Wenger. I don't know what goes on in his mind some times. All this talk we are going to buy obi wingle woo or what ever his name is from West Brom and we don't need to change to much around the Arsenal camp is an insult to us loyal Arsenal fans. Mr Wenger needs to be looking at players such as Daniel Sturridge, or Benzima. I say Daniel Sturridge because I just watched the Under 21 England team beat Norway 2-0, and he was immense (shame about the senior team, I'll let my friend talk to you about that http://blogandchips.blogspot.com), Sturridge has proper roasted some defenders this year whilst playing for Bolton. He is quick, skillful and has an eye for goal and he ain't scared to shoot. I know Arsenal have been linked with many players so far as we always do, but Benzema is the latest victim, but to be honest the state the club is in the last two years I wouldn't want to join Mr Wenger's ''beautiful philosophy'' even if Mr Wenger's Mrs was giving free hand jobs!
Yeah I get we are building for the future, and I get we had to suffer a dip in the transfer market for our amazing stadium, but come on we have been in the Champions league every season, we charge the most for our season tickets and bring in the most money every home in Europe! surely this means we can begin to join the elite big spending Arabs of man city, the forever in debt united and the Russian army of chelski!

Sorry to rant and rave on here, this is my first ever blog, so I'll leave you with a link to my favourite ever YouTube video must watch...http://youtu.be/wWulZOKANB4